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Thursday, 16 April 2009 12:47 |

Jokes

Mother: Behave yourself, Ram. This is the fourth time you are going up for coffee and cake. What will people think about you?

Ram: Don't worry, mom. I have been telling the guests that they are for you.

Man: Madam, I am the piano tuner.

Lady: But I didn't send for a tuner.

Man: I know. But the neighbours did.

A man took his son to the opera for the first time. The conductor started wavering the baton and the soprano began her aria.

The boy watched everything intently, and finally asked, "Why is he hitting her with a stick?"

"He's not hitting her with a stick," replied the father.

"Then why is she screaming?" asked the little boy.

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